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I'm so glad I could finally get the two
of you together. Yeah.

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This is great. This is great.

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So, Carly, Paige tells me you're a
runner.

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Yes, I am.

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Me too. I run, too. I run a lot. I
run... You know when I like to run is in

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rain, especially if I don't have an
umbrella. Then I think to myself, oh, my

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God, it's raining. Run!

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Then I just run like the Dickens.

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What kind of work do you do?

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Oh, well, right now I'm mostly just a
stand -in.

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You know, in the movies.

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Yes.

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Just a stand -in?

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Please. It is no small feat being the
approximate height and weight of an

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-nominated actress.

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See, I find that fascinating. What
exactly does a stand -in do?

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Well, you know, usually we just hang out
until it's time to go to the set and

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get lit.

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Hanging out, getting lit. Sounds a lot
like college.

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I'm sorry.

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You're being funny again, right?

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Let me think.

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Yes. Yes, I was.

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Don't worry about it, Carly. Ellen's
just sometimes a little hard to

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I used to come with a manual.

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Lewis, the little actor, he used to come
with me.

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You know, I need to go use the little
girl's room.

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Excuse me?

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Isn't she great?

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She's so innocent.

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Yeah. In the sense that she's mentally
unfit to stand trial.

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Yeah, you know, I appreciate what you're
trying to do, setting me up and

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everything, but this is not going to
work out.

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Just give this one a shot, okay?

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I'm running out of lesbians.

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Well, you know, we're not reproducing
like we used to.

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Hello, I'm Donnie Ailo, the owner. If
there's anything you need, just let me

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know. Can we get some more virgin olive
oil? This bottle seems a little trampy.

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Hi, Ellen.

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Dan, I don't believe it.

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Hi.

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Wow.

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Well, Paige, you remember Dan? Yeah,
right, Paige. And this is Vince, my

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Vince, how are you doing? Nice to meet
you. And an old boyfriend.

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Wow. It is amazing, Ellen. You haven't
changed. You are exactly the same.

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Well, well, not exactly.

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Well, I gotta tell you, it is so great
to see you. And you really, you really

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have not changed a bit.

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You still have that amazing smile.

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Well, I got out of boxing just in time.

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Look, come on, let me show you around.
Oh, I shouldn't. My date just went off

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the bathroom.

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Don't worry about it. There's a mirror
in there. It'll be a while.

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Now, over there is the bar, and through
here is the kitchen.

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Bernardo, Bernardo, no si, così, rifado.

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Ciao.

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And, oh, and just for future reference,
this is the worst table in the house.

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Yeah, they tried to seat it there
earlier, but I showed them a little

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Mr. Washington.

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Wow, I owed you for a dollar?

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A quarter. What do you pay these people?

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Well, you sure have come a long way
since we first met, huh? Yeah, yeah, I

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I've, uh...

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Grown up a little? And what have you
been doing with yourself since we broke

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Well, I quit the bookstore.

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Oh. I bought a house, and I'm gay.

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No kidding. I just got drunk.

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Dan, I'm serious. I'm gay.

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You are serious.

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Well, I hope this didn't have anything
to do with me.

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Well, no, not unless you played Catwoman
on Batman.

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Wow.

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But you never suspected?

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No, no. In fact, for a long time after
we broke up, I had this painful image of

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you being with another man.

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Somehow this image isn't quite so bad.

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Wow, so how's it working out for you?

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Well, pretty much the same as before,
but now instead of not having sex with

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men, I'm not having sex with women.

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Well, maybe we haven't had sex with some
of the same people.

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Well,

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I'm glad for you, Ellen. I mean, and
geez, you sure look happy. Yeah, it's

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great. And you know, the best part about
it is it's taken five strokes off my

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golf game.

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Oh, there's my date.

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Oh, no wonder you switched teams.

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Yeah, actually, they use Carly's picture
on all the recruiting posters. That's

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how they suck you in.

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Wow. It's a tough ride. You don't
realize how out of shape you are until

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something you haven't done for a while.
I know. My thighs haven't had a workout

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like this since last time I was with
you.

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Can I get you something?

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Uh, iced tea, please? Yeah, two.

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You got it.

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Ellen, I'm curious. What kind of woman
do you, um, you know, go for? I mean,

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what's your type?

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I don't have a type. It took me this
long to narrow it down to a gender.

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Come on,

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you gotta have a type.

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Well, I guess judging from past
experience, my type would be in a

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dumb as a stick or sorry from behind you
look like a girl.

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Well,

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take it from a guy who's been doing this
a lot longer than you. It's really,

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really tough to meet women. No, I hear
you, pal.

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You know, I was with this one girl.

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Beautiful, but new. She actually put on
makeup to go to bed.

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Yeah, I had to sleep with her twice just
so my pillowcases would match.

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Women.

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Can't live with them. Can't explain to
the desk clerk why you only need one

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cool talking about this stuff with you.
It's like talking to a really pretty

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guy.

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Yeah, well, if you like talking to
pretty guys, you might be gay.

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You know, I've really missed this.

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You and me just hanging out together.

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Me too.

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It's great running into you again. Hey,

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I'm hungry. I'm gonna get some menus,
okay?

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I'll go. Look out!

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You okay?

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Yeah.

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Yeah.

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Well, you restaurant owners sure wear a
lot of keys, huh?

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Oh, you should have taught me.

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I still cannot believe you beat me at
bowling. Yeah, well, believe it, Tal. I

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told you, I used to be on my college
bowling team.

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I was going to go pro, but I couldn't
put on that extra 40 pounds.

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Well, at least I was with the prettiest
girl in the bowling alley.

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That's just because the sparkly ball
brought out my eyes.

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Oh, hey.

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What are you doing here?

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Well, I had a surgery this afternoon,
but the guy died this morning, so I got

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three -day weekend.

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By the way, you are totally out of food.

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Sorry. I'm sure they'll have finger
sandwiches at the wake.

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Um, Ellen, I need to call and check on
things at the restaurant.

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Do you have a phone? Yes, it's in the
kitchen.

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Oh,

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Carly called.

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I wanted to go out with you tomorrow
night and see a movie.

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Oh, great. Ernest must have a new
adventure.

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I don't want to go. I have plans with
Dan.

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Plans? Elle, Carly is the kind of woman
you betray your country for. Okay, tell

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Dan to take a hike.

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I don't want to, and I'll tell you
something else. As long as I'm an

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you will not work for the State
Department.

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Hold on. What's going on? Are you guys
dating? I mean, what's happening?

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Oh, please.

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We're just two friends hanging out
together.

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It's better than dating.

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None of that man -woman tension stuff.
Although we are still at odds over that

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Bobby Riggs, Billie Jean King thing.

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I'm sorry, Ellen. I gotta go. My
Canadian bacon distributor didn't show

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today. Well, I have an old jar of Bacos
in the cabinet.

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I mean, they're not Canadian, but
they've been spending a lot of time next

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the maple syrup.

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You've got Bacos and syrup?

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Okay, so I'll swing by and pick you up
at, what, seven tomorrow night? Okay.

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Okay.

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Hey, Ellen, you know...

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Uh,

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Ellen, I'll see... I'll see you. Okay,
I'll see you later. And thanks again for

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sharing your chapstick.

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What the hell kind of lesbian are you?

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Dan, what are you doing here?

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What? I can't leave work early to cook
dinner for the woman I love?

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Oh, no. Did you bring her home again?

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I, uh, I saw the doctor today.

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Is something wrong?

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No, something is very, very right.

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We're having a baby.

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Another one. Oh!

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I'm the road not taken.

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Whatever that means.

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Oh.

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Oh, thank God.

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Why must my dreams be so cryptic?

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So, what is this thing you've been
hinting about?

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Well, I feel a little funny bringing
this up with you, but you remember my

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boyfriend, Dan?

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Oh, I could have called that one.

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Tell him I'm flattered that I'm in a
relationship.

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No, no, that's not it.

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You know how there's something that you
decide that you don't like anymore, like

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a kind of food?

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Like chocolate.

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Okay, yeah, sure, chocolate.

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Anyway, so...

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You accidentally have a little chocolate
on the corner of your mouth. How do you

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accidentally get chocolate on the corner
of your mouth?

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I don't know. Some clumsy person with a
fistful of fudge bumps into you. Anyway,

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so... They bump into your mouth?

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It happens, okay?

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So you have a little bit of chocolate on
the corner of your mouth, and you're

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like, Hey, that's not as bad as I
remember.

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You know what I'm saying here?

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I'm sorry. I still can't get past the
implausibility of your analogy.

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Forget about the chocolate. I'm talking
about Dan.

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Okay, we've been hanging out, and it's
been great. It's been really, really

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great. And he's great.

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I mean, he'd be the perfect man if he
were a woman.

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You know, medically speaking, that's not
impossible.

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Dan was over last night, and he... I...
We sort of kissed.

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Oh, dear.

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Yeah. It was a quick kiss, but it was...

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I felt something. And if Spence hadn't
walked in, I don't know exactly how much

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chocolate I would have eaten.

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Well, what did you want to happen with
Dan?

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I don't know. I know that I wanted to
kiss him.

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And I... Maybe I'm just looking for an
easier path. Maybe I haven't met a woman

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yet. Maybe it's just because he's so
nice and familiar.

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But, Ellen, don't panic.

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These things aren't written in stone.

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Some people are always gay, and some are
always straight.

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And for others, it changes.

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I mean, it's based on who you fall in
love with.

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Do you think you're in love with Dan?

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I don't know. I mean, I like him. I like
him a lot.

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And I haven't had this kind of
connection with anybody in a long time.

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Then there's a chance you're attracted
to men. You have to be open to that

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possibility. No, I'm not open. I'm
closed.

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The whole men's department was
liquidated after years of declining

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That's it. I'm just going to cancel my
date with Dan.

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Ellen, you...

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You have been running away from your
feelings your entire life. Now, you owe

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to yourself to explore this thing.

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You have to follow your heart, and that
will lead you to the truth of the

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matter. Oh, yeah, that's easy for you to
say. You've never found yourself

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attracted to a woman.

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Peter, you didn't.

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Oh, Ellen, I was in college. It was a
crazy time.

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It was the early 80s. Depot was hot.

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Our fighting boys were over in Grenada,
and we all had this...

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What the hell attitude.

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When will we stop paying the price for
that war?

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Her name was Sarah, but I called her
Sarah Smile.

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You know, after the soulful ballad by
Hall and Oates.

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And she slept with you anyway?

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Yeah. But the important thing is that I
knew right then and there that women

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were not for me.

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Although, as I recall, she didn't have
any complaints.

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What are you doing out here?

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Oh, I sit out here every night. This is
where I spin my folk tales and do my

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Whitlam.

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We have to talk about last night.

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Oh. Oh, right.

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The bowling.

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Look, a lot of people keep the shoes.

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Talking about the kiss.

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Right.

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Okay.

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Let's talk about it.

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Pretty interesting, huh?

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Yeah, I...

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I hope I wasn't out of line.

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No, no, I was right in there with you. I
counted four lips all pitching in.

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So, what did you make of that?

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Well, as I believe I mentioned earlier,
I'm gay.

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I'm a gay woman.

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And kissing boys kind of violates the
whole spirit of the thing.

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Not to mention I could get cooties.

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Yeah, well, it left me feeling kind of
confused, too.

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I liked it.

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And I have to figure out what that
means.

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Maybe I can help.

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I mean, yeah, I mean, we could, you
know, explore it a little further just

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see if there's anything really to it.

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Yeah, well, why not? I mean, I'm not
going to kill anybody.

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Unless something goes terribly, terribly
wrong.

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Okay, okay.

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I'm going to kiss you now.

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You just feel free to put on the brakes
whenever you want.

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Okay.

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Stop.

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I'm just testing the brakes.

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I want to get to a steep hill and find
out they don't work.

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Here we go.

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Oh, your keys again.

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Oh.

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Sorry.

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You know what?

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Could we... Switch? Yeah. Yes, yes. I'm
better with the wind at my back. Okay.

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Ellen, I'm getting the idea that you're
not as into this as I am.

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No, what makes you say that?

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You were drumming the George of the
Jungle theme on my back.

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No, I wasn't. It was a wipeout. I start
slow.

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It's okay.

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Let's not kid ourselves. I guess I just
don't have it tonight.

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No, no, you have it. You're the man,
Dan.

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I mean, the French are going to start
calling it damn kissing.

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It's just, it's not working for me.

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I'm sorry.

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No, don't you get it? This is fabulous.
I have no interest in sleeping with you

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whatsoever.

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Hip hip hooray.

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Come on, don't take it personally. I
mean, I could kiss 50 other guys tonight

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and I wouldn't get anything more out of
it. I mean, maybe a cold sore mono or

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something.

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So I guess we were just, what, confusing
friendship for passion?

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I think I was.

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And it's kind of where we left it two
years ago.

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Yeah.

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Yeah, I believe your exact words were,
something is missing.

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Mm -hmm.

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Only at the time, neither of us realized
it was a girl.

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You know, you really feel pretty sure
about this girl thing, don't you?

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Well, all I know is I've only been in
love once, and it was with one of them.

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So what do we do now?

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Well, we go to the concert. I spent 40
bucks on these tickets.

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What a guy. You're going to take me
anyway, even though I'm not going to put

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out?

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Wow.

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This will be just like prom night.

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You know, I got to tell you, for a
second there when we were kissing, you

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had me fooled.

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Well, I was kind of cheating.

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How?

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Well, in this light, you look a little
bit like Elizabeth Hurley.

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Hi,

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Mary. This is Dan.

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Hi, I was wondering if maybe you wanted
to go out on Friday night.

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Oh, you are.

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So how's it working out for you?

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Oh, well, uh, okay.

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Good luck. Yeah.

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Bye.

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Hi, Kathy.

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This is Dan.

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Hey. Listen, I was wondering if maybe
you wanted to go out on Friday night.

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Oh, you are.

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So how's it working out for you?

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Oh, really?

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Really? You and Mary.

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Hi, Frank. This is Dan.